Your yard, unfortunately
Operations and Toybox are now one categorized Shop. Buy draggable gnomes, flowers, and benches; rearrange the hutch, doghouses, depot, mower charger, bowls, and bucket too. Yard layouts survive updates, while a red top-bar bubble totals unread phone notifications.
Precision landscaping, technically
The mower now patrols in stubborn back-and-forth rows instead of psychically locating grass. Every tuft it crosses throws a green clipping puff. Mature overgrowth gives nighttime snails increasingly reliable cover, and Stats now reports the current pressure.
Autonomous lawn disaster
The robot mower can be dragged around the yard and now runs on a visible battery. At low charge it drives to its own dock, recharges, and returns to work. Hitting poop causes a wildly unnecessary brown particle explosion, a temporary stain, and an aggressive burst of fertilized grass.
Please rearrange the buffet
Drag the food bowl, water cup, or salt bucket anywhere around the lawn. Short clicks still fill the bowls, dogs follow their new locations, snail drops follow the bucket, and fixture positions survive updates.
Show me the money
Available cash now lives in a large, high-contrast yellow pill at the top of PoopOS, remaining visible in every app and purchasing screen.
The yard remembers
Meals now fuel 2–3 deposits with dog activities between them. Wild snails visit at night, leave when the buffet is gone, can be dragged into a hutch or salt bucket, and may get briefly carried by curious dogs. Updates preserve the clock, piles, grass, visitors, toys, and active digestion.
Orderly escargot
Each neglected pile attracts at most one wild snail. Extra visitors now choose separate buffets or wait offstage instead of forming a tiny gastropod dogpile.
Fetch is now in your hands
Click a ball or frisbee to toss it, or drag and release it for a proper throw. A free dog commits to the chase before finishing digestion, while broader post-meal roaming gets the pack out across the whole lawn.
🗺️RoadmapSee where this gets considerably worse
NowKennel & backyard ecology
Boarding clients, toys, lawn chaos, snail ranching, crews, shifts, compost, and increasingly busy dogs.
NextBiological complications
Contagious diarrhea, wet piles, sealed bags, tools, equipment, and veterinary intervention.
LaterClose the loop
Fertilizer, agriculture, home-grown dog food, contracts, and industrial tonnage.
EventuallyGenre failure
The depot manifest contains impossible messages.
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Less phone, same information
Pipeline is now Stats. The standalone Roadmap app has moved into an expandable section here in Updates, leaving the Home screen easier to scan.
The snails keep coming
Catching the first visitor no longer ends wild snail activity. Up to three can arrive to munch old piles; visitors remain wild when the hutch is full.
One build at a time
Container deployments load JavaScript and CSS from a unique build path, preventing a new page from running old app modules. Settings separately identifies the page and executing runtime.
Dogs actually listed
Kennel and Toybox content fills the phone reliably. Kennel repairs missing cards and shows a roster count; locked Toybox stock explains its requirement instead of displaying nothing.
Bag-based employment
Scoopers use one crew bag per pile. Buy rolls or automate restocking with a contract dispenser; an empty crew visibly idles while your manual cleanup remains available.
Every dog, every disc
The Toybox has its own shop and a fast-sliding frisbee. Kennel reliably lists every owned dog, with persistent randomized names, coats, markings, and ears.
Know your workforce
The Kennel app shows every dog's live activity, food, water, and bed status. You can rename them, too.
Which poop is this?
PoopOS now shows its readable version and exact build in Settings, and confirms whether the iPad is running the latest deployment.
Drink and install
Place a free water cup for dogs to visit between meals, then automate it with a suspicious hose. PoopOS offers an Update button when a new deployment is ready instead of interrupting play.
Escargot capitalism
Fly-covered piles and mature grass may attract a poop-eating snail. Catch it to reveal Odd Ventures, build a breeding hutch, and enter the boutique slime economy.
Unattended business
Leave a pile sitting around and flies now arrive one by one, eventually turning neglect into a proper little swarm.
Touching grass
Tennis balls give dogs something to chase and add an enrichment surcharge. Poop now grows long grass you can trim—until a questionably smart mower automates the lawn and accidentally mulches your revenue.
Responsible idling
The full animation loop now stops when the tab or browser loses focus. On return, PoopOS calculates background progress in one lightweight catch-up pass without burning resources while hidden.
Dinner is served
Day One starts with no bowl, money, or shelter. Place and fill the free bowl; dogs queue, eat, digest, circle, pause, and deposit. Cleanup fees fund the first doghouse, while upgrades turn breakfast into infrastructure.
Good dogs, smart phone
Dogs have names and accept pets. PoopOS now contains management, analytics, and a feedable Poopagotchi.
Dogs and labor
Zoomies, barks, worker clock-outs, Night Shift, and Questionable Laxatives.
Numbers mean things again
Zero-second composting can no longer turn the cash balance into NaN.
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